Good afternoon, fellow   Choose One: Protesters Misguided Phish fans Wood elves Dudes :

We are here today to show Choose One: the President the Governor the Mayor The manager at this rights-supressing Gap Outlet that we Choose One: absolutely unequivocally indoubitably like, totally oppose war in Iraq!

I’d like to thank the last speaker from Choose One: Northern Ohio Green Party Furries United Against War That Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgendered bookstore down the street The Brookings Institute . Their tireless work is really making a difference.

The government says we need this war because Choose One: Saddam is evil Iraq is in violation of the United Nations the Air Force held a bake sale, bought themselves a bomber, and need to use it they already printed out the invitations !

Well, we're not going to stand for it! Each day in Iraq, Choose One: Tens of thousands of children are starving because of sanctions the Tigris and Euphrates rivers spread nutrient-rich loam throughout their banks the people live in constant fear of another visit by Sean Penn somone makes the mistake of watching "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood" .

And an unnecessary war will only Choose One: make things worse make things better, but just for cynics give Ashleigh Banfield more work result in more flag lapel pins. Many, many more. .

But war isn't Choose One: inevitable the answer just another word for 'nothing left to lose' U2's best album. Okay, actually, it is !

And by being here today we are showing America -- and the world, that Choose One: we don't want blood for oil we won't allow an unjust war to be fought in our name we also think Mumia should have been freed by now Patchouli incense is the one constant that bridges the generations !!!

So keep up the good work, and remember Choose One: the government works for us SUVs are worse than Pol Pot Everytime you phone in a donation, you get this free "Black Adder" tote bag Love is bigger than war. Unless it's a really big war

Peace out!